cuddling

The act of a man enduring non-sexual activity, in hopes of his girlfriend putting out, nly to have 99.99999999999999999% of the time,she decides to go do something else.

I just got done cuddling. Sucked ass. Not a nipple i sight.

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ddr

The most awesome arcade game in existence. The first time you play it, you can get addicted as I did. I had horrible withdrawals and always had to spend money to play as much as aI could. Thankfully, that has now subsided. Not because I got over, but because it is so damn over-priced now.

ZOMG let's play DDR!

5👍 8👎

overtype mode

The biggest bitch in word processing programs. Ever. There is absolutey no point to this feature. At all.

I wrote my twelve page essay on quatum mechanics only to find a mispelled word on the third sentence of my second paragraph with overtype mode on. Needless to say, I was not happy.

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flood pants

Shorts so baggy, they look like short pants, the kind you would wear if a flood ever came to town. Usually sported by cholos/gangsters/white boys living in the hills.

*Yawns and wipes out eye-boogers* Today, I feeel extra cholo. Besides my XXXXXXXXLLL plain white tee, bandanda, and new tatoo of my name placed on the back of my neck, I think I'm going to show off my new flood pants to the homies and hynas.

29👍 90👎

thug life

A life os senseless violence and self-destruction.

If you want to live a hard thug life, something is wrong with you.

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public bathroom

Where senators go to end their careers.

The senator was reported to have had a wide stance in a public bathroom a.k.a. He's gay.

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ManOwaR

Some dickwads who apparently can rule what is metal and what isn't. They turn up their speakers and play their supposedly epic music, thinking that a ten on the volume is the most metal thing in the world.

ManOwaR is so metal. DId you see their speakers. It was on ten! Metal!

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