Scythe

1. (n.) tool used for cutting crops such as grass or wheat, with a long curved blade at the end of a pole attatched to which are two short handles.
Also, reaping tool carried by the Grim Reaper.

2. (v.) move through something rapidly and forcefully, or, to harvest with a scythe.

3. my name (completely serious)

Substitute teacher: "How do you pronounce that?"
Me: "Scythe, as in the tool."
Sub.: "Is that a nickname?"
Me: "No."
Sub.: "..."

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