log splitting

Verb. The act of passing a solid excrement through the line of a g-string or thong underwear.

"After a long and laborious night of burritos and beer, Wendy found herself log splitting the next day at work"

Ice slap

When you are drinking a drink with ice in it, and you tilt the cup too far and the ice hits you in the face.

I was talking to Heather at Sean’s party last night, and I was about to ask her out but then I got ice slapped.

Pope

insulting word, to be used in place of asshole, fucker, etc.

Dude, why do you have to be such a fuckin' pope all the time?!

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