French Balcony

The act of inserting a croissant into a womans gaping asshole while she's upside down.

Guy: I gave Melissa a French Balcony last night, it was insane.
Roommate: What the fuck man, my mom dropped those croissants off for us to eat for breakfast

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Milky Beach Towel

When a girl lactates during intercourse and then the fluids are cleaned up with a beach towel.

Guy 1: hey, ur mom gave me a milky beach towel
Guy 2: whats that?
Guy 1: look it up on urban dictionary

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