Haggery

Witchy, magical mischief or chaos.

"The insane, old hermit up the hill must be up to some sort of haggery."
"We gathered all of the materials, ready to spread haggery all over town. It was beautiful."

Schrödinger's Toilet

When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.

With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.

gammy

The texture of mashed potatoes.

I took a bite, and it was soft and gammy.

morbillion

Like how a billion is shorthand for 1,000,000,000, a morbillion is shorthand for 0.

"Holy cow, Morbius made a morbillion dollars at the box office!!"

"Holy fucking shit, I saw that movie a morbillion times!!"