Cooking Fish in A Toaster

When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster

OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!

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Pootris

A Really Gay Game On The Internet,
OK You Play Tetris and You Have To Help A Guy Shit? WTF

Bob: What's The Gayest Game On The Internet?
Jeff: Pootris
Bob:I Agree

The Tipton

The Tipton is The Main Hotel In The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The Rival Hotel is St. Marks Hotel.

OMG A Real Life Hotel That's Called The Tipton Let's Check In!

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Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head

Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

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Daddy Day Camp

Rip-off of Daddy Day Care

Lloyd: Whatcha Watching?
Pete: Daddy Day Camp
Lloyd: You Mean Daddy Day Care?
Pete: No Daddy Day Camp It Stars Cuba Gooding Jr.
Lloyd: Oh That The Rip-off Of Daddy Day Care.

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Dirty Pine Needles

When A Alien Is So Skinny She Looks Like A (Pine Needle)and she is as slutty as Paris Hilton!

OMG Aliens Landed on Earth And some Of Them are Dirty Pine Needles

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Figger

A Faggot Who Tries To Be Gangster

OMG Look It's A Figger There A Rare Species

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