Shiggus

(noun) A tool used for Shiggying and or Diggying. Used primarily in Saline, Michigan.

Timmy : "Hey bro, you done with that Shiggus?"
Flip : "Yeah, I'm almost done shiggy digging, it'll be one sec."
Timmy : "You're a lifesaver bro."

College Lesbian

A female going into college that makes a big deal about being a Lesbian, but everybody knows it's just a phase except her.

Carla : "Omg, you just broke up with Dylan?"
Jamie : "Yeah, since I'm a sophomore in College, I thought I should really find myself and I think I'm fully homosexual"
Carla : "Are you sure you're not just a College Lesbian?
Jamie : Of course not, this is the way I'm gonna be for the rest of my life!

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