Seamon

The worst last name to have in your high school career.

Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "Put your Seamon inside her"
Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "give her your Seamon, put it on her face"
Girl walks away

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Blasquach

A rare and elusive being known to run the streets of Mon City.

Hey! I just saw a Blasquach sighting at Mickey Dee's 10 minutes ago!