vajew

an unfortunately prudent female.

I tried to get crunk in that vajunk, but that girl was a total vajew.

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green

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

'yo, where da green at?'

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mushroom tattoo

in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...

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a purple-headed womb ferret

a still-born

doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'

woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'

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Vajunk Yard

A party with multiple slutty females.

Damn, tonight was a total vajunk yard.

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elephant-fuck

damn... i can't believe no-one's defined elephant-fuck here... well here it goes!

to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee

'shit, man, that hoe you sent me was so loose, i started-out fisting her, but ended-up having to whip-out the old Elephant-Fuck trick!'

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vajunk

The female form of junk.
synonym of vagina

I punched her right in the vajunk.

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