scared

The feeling I get when I look at you.

Jesus Christ! Your face is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen!!!

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monster

1) The thing that hides under your bead when you are from ages 4-8, or later if you're weird...
2) A big-ass thing that's in a shitload of really bad horror movies, used to scare people.

Daddy daddy! There's a monster under my bed!!!
Godzilla is a monster

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electric leash

An electronic device which keeps you within a certain range of your parents.
see cell phone

Dude, my dad gave me this electric leash so he can call me if I'm goin anywhere he doesn't want me goin.

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cum

What you do every time you have sex.

Last night I cummed all over my g/f

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defenestrated

The act of being thrown out of a window.

DUDE! That dead guy on the side walk was totally defenestrated!

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imbulbitate

To shit one's pants; dumping a load in the wrong place at the wrong time.

When I was in first grade, I imbulbitated a lot.

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slim pickins

Almost no choice of chicks/dudes to date in a certain group of people.

Dude, all the chicks in my class are fugly! That's slim pickins dude...
OR
Dude, there are only three girls in this room and like 17 guys. Slim pickins man....

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