spatchcock

A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit

(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)

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the nicole hi

When one person, esp. a girl, greets another person with a loud, high pitched, often obnoxious pronunciation of their name.

she sees john "JOOOOHHHHHHN!"

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afakasi

a half white half balck person
"a halfkast"

"wat r u?"
"im afakasi"

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Irish Curse

A complete definition of the Irish Curse would be the combination of very small penis/very LARGE testicles.

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Orgasm

When a man takes his penis and rubs it up and down until it spits, then even if he trys to keep goin, it tickels and he has to stop. Its very adictive!

o yea. O YEA! OOOOO YESSS! OOOOOOOOOO GOD YEAAAA! AHHHHHHHHHH! O MY PENIS!!!! O GODD HELP ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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air bud

Something that keeps on going, no matter how bad of a condition its in.

Why do they keep making those gosh-awful Air Bud movies?

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the battery

a male code word for the shocker

The I gave the girl I came home with lastnight the battery.

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