shoelace express

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

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admiral nelson

a knock off of captain morgan

i had to get me some admiral nelson because i only had 10 bones

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bitch basket

A Volkswagen Cabriolet (Cabrio convertible), so characterized due to the car's chronically indelible resemblance to a picnic basket. The attribution of the title "bitch" to the driver of said conveyance is purely speculation.

"Are you going to meet us at the movies in your fucking bitch basket?"

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Jiva

A word meaning 'Great One'; A form of greatness

I bow down to the great Jiva.

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Haiyan

A person on the game runescape, who is a priq, malaysian, likes rice, sucks off men, page closes or x's, logs, suicides to protect pixels and then dies anyway. haiyans refer to others as "programmers" and "autoers" when in reality they all share about 10 characters

Wow, War Gto(haiyan) is giving that guy over there some serious head!

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loked

High as hell on marijuana. Sort of like "Chinese-eyed"

We just smoked 3 blizzy's and got loked out.

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egosurf

To search the internet for mentions of oneself.

Person A:Where's Janelle?
Person B:Off egosurfing the porn sites.

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