Umpa Lumpa

n. short, fat girls who wear too much make-up and/or dark, dark orange sunless tanner

Im totally into UL's.

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Heach

Semen, Sperm, Jizz, Narge

"Oh Buddy, that heach-shot of yours was hot!"

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Chings Meefy

1) The point in your night when you know what Chings Meefy is.
2) High
3) Drunk

I am Chings Meefy.
I am so meefed right now.
Meefy Sir Chings Himself.

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Hydro

Bugspray in a bong!

Gimmy some hydro.

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kirk beger

First successful clone of Tom Cruise from The Last Samurai.

Kirk Beger just cut that guy's head off! He's so full of randomnicity.

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gorph

a fart out of a loose butthole

i opened my ass wide and let out an enormous gorph

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peepert

A man's shlong.

Jimmy's peepert is small and corroded.

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