nascar

"non athletic sport centered around rednecks"

nascar sucks dick u stupid nigs

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whanau

family in maori

"gurl u knoe u like whanau to me"

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designated driver

the one in the group who must drink the least for the night

Tron was the designated driver because he only had 4 shots of tequila.

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The Source

horrible magazine, published with shit piled on top of more shit.

Every Fucking Issue

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pefnar

1)noun
2)P.E.F.N.A.R Penis Erection For No Apparent Reason
3)When out of nowhere, in unsuspecting situations, the penis suddenly becomes erect, causing great embarassment if not dealt with immediately

"I was sitting in church, next to my grandparents, and i totally got a pefnar!"

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cock jockey

someone who intentionally jockeys the cock results ina big white explosion of the MAN juice in ones anal cavity.

(I actually thought of this before I found it on here.But whatever.I've been using it for a little while.But people still think this is the best definition to any word.Sorry for whoever thought of it and me claiming I did.I never saw this site until today when someone told me about it on the net.)

Ex:Jason,Kody,David the Bi Kid
Sentence:Jason is a cock jockey.

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beast fuck

when you have sex with a chick like you havn't fucked in a decade.

i beast fucked nancy into a wheelchair.

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