He Hate Me

The moniker used by former Las Vegas Outlaw Running back Rod Smart. He came up with the name when he first joined the team and was placed on 3rd string. Rod still uses the name for autographs in the NFL, where he plays as a KR for the Panthers.

HE HATE ME because I just scored a touchdown on him.

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fritzish

Term implied for computers or any electronic appliance. Derived from the term to be "on the fritz"; when an electronic appliance seems to be going crazy (e.g. crashing, stalling, freezing, not responding, etc...)

"Sorry, my computers fritzish today"

air force one

shoes nelly wears

air force ones are shoes

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breach the hull

to push one's digit through inferior quality paper when wiping one's arse.

"day 82, the men are gettin restless, squables are beginning and tempers are short. John Norton handed out the ships biscuits, but Mr Christian refused to eat, accuasing him of breaching the hull and not washing his hands" (from the log book of HMS Bounty, 1764)

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pissfunny

hilarious. Irish colloq

That guy tom he thinks he is pissfunny

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wetness

Another name for a female's vagina or pussy.

Man, that sex was whacked--when my length entered her wetness--wooee!

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Spicy Bunghole

When a male rubs tabasco sauce around his genitalia and has sexual intercourse with a female in the anal region.

I totally gave that bitch a spicy bunghole last night!

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