lightpost

A post that holds a light.

The lightpost assaulted me in the streets!

daler

One who continuously drinks beer, fucks girls, does cocaine and smokes an amazing amount of weed.

Yo lets cop a 40, hit the slopes, burn a marley and fuck that bitch

boredom hangover

When someone feels depressed and fatigued from a mass amount of boredom

I was stuck home alone and had such a boredom hangover

Drunk

Drunk,to consume a lot of alcohol, or to have alcoholism.
brashedbombedbunked out,cocked,crapped,drunk,dinged,defribulated,fucked,fanned,gooned,hammered,intoxicated,jocked,jimmied,loonied,munched,raped,rapped,slammed,sloshed,

I got totally (insert word here) at the party last night!:D!

sandler saddlebag

when a girl is giving you head under a blanket, quickly grab the blanket and pull her head down tight and fart. this is very good for getting revenge on a chick.

After eating a ton of rotten beans and being in the playful attitude he always is, Ryan performed the Sandler Saddlebag on his lady-friend during the movie.

technical

to be exact; highly descriptive and precise

These are quite technical terms, and I wouldn't recommend them to a layman.

adidas

A D I D A S
At dinner i did a shit...
then backwards
soon after desert i did another.
(could be used in chatrooms)

Me: lol... adidas... nike all the way ;D
some1: OMG U DISGUISTIN BAST0RD.
me: WdFux0r J00 oN 4b0uT?!