Voice dick

A voice dick is a voice so sexy it can make you cum.

Morgan freeman had got one huge voice dick, I came three times last night.

penis mightier

Gussy it up however you want, Trebek, what matters is does it work?

Wait, wait, are you selling Penis Mightiers?

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jauntymcbox

object of affection for an extemely ugly female with breasts the size of golf balls and a voice that could shatter glass. She will be known as Alexis B... wait, that's too obvious, how about A Bailey

We all feel sorry for jauntymcbox

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AOL

AOL: America Online - It's worth about as much as the twist ties that come with you 90 cent value pack of garbage bags.
AOL: Garbage
AOL: The sharp edge on a newley opened can lid.
AOL: The fish guts that have been on your door step since last august.
AOL: The bag of chips that take forever to open
AOL: Your uncles wooden LAG
AOL: An acronym often used in boot camps to make kids behave

Husband: "Hey Honey! A new AOL CD just came in the mail!"
Wife: "Does it have anthrax on it?"
Husband: "I Don't think so"
Wife: "Throw it in that big pile where our pool used to be with the rest of the minature frisbies"

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Petroxion

Coot is gay

Coot loves the cock

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Petroxion

hey, jackass, it's called a fucking boomilever, not boom lever. You really are a cunt

Petroxion is about to rip Coot's head off

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fat ass

Someone who is extremely proud of their laziness and should be worshipped for their ability to avoid burning calories.

"Shanotgettinit!" Shouted the fatass when the knock came on the door.

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