jauntymcbox

object of affection for an extemely ugly female with breasts the size of golf balls and a voice that could shatter glass. She will be known as Alexis B... wait, that's too obvious, how about A Bailey

We all feel sorry for jauntymcbox

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penis mightier

Gussy it up however you want, Trebek, what matters is does it work?

Wait, wait, are you selling Penis Mightiers?

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Voice dick

A voice dick is a voice so sexy it can make you cum.

Morgan freeman had got one huge voice dick, I came three times last night.

fat ass

Someone who is extremely proud of their laziness and should be worshipped for their ability to avoid burning calories.

"Shanotgettinit!" Shouted the fatass when the knock came on the door.

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Petroxion

Coot is gay

Coot loves the cock

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Petroxion

hey, jackass, it's called a fucking boomilever, not boom lever. You really are a cunt

Petroxion is about to rip Coot's head off

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kill yourself

What you need to do

Kill yourself

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