hob goblin

a very shady person. Usually found creeping around town, looking for people to smoke weed with them, someone who when youre with them attracts unwanted attention. Never has weed of their own, occasionally will come up with a dollar for a blunt, but thats it.

"fuck that hob gob mother fucker"
"dudes a hob goblin homie he aint ever got no bud"
"BACK UP HOB GOB!!"

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sea turtles

refering to the Adams family of Lake Zurich, Illinois. Family consists of 4 girls, a mom, and a dad. Combined weight of over one ton. They are very slow, they rarley leave their nest (home), they migrate to the beach to lay eggs, go swimming, and just flop around in the lake. Jeremy, the father or "Papa Turtle", is a 39 year old unemployed, unlicenced plumber and roofer, constantly complaining about how he cant find a job, and how his daughters are so fat, when his life consists of laying in his boxers all day and smoking crack cocaine, and selling the dirtiest weed for rock money.

"yo did u go to the sea turtles today?"

"im at the sea turtles smoking what u need?"

"i got the update on the sea turtles, theyre living in a tent behind mimi and papas"

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