The Patriot

a sexual action that requires a horse. While doing a girl up the butt you slap her across the back so that red and white stripes appear. Then you beat her left shoulder until it is black and blue. When you both are done you rip her backskin off, jump on your horse and ride away victorious waving your makeshift american flag.

Man, my friend actually tried the patriot on his girlfriend last night and the bitch ended up in the hospital.

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