Surf N Turf

When a straight couple is having sexual intercourse in the missionary position while another man and/or woman licks both of their sexual organs at the same time

Jared: Last night was fucking crazy man!
Steve: Why bro?
Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!
Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?

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Soup Nuts

When you sweat so much that your boxers get drenched right under your testicles and it feels like they're being dipped in warm soup.

Dude, I just got done dry-humping the SHIT out of your mom and now I have Soup Nuts like a motherfucker (haha double entendre)

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Hotdog Taco

The result of putting your man penis (hotdog) into a bitch's pussy (taco).

I was in the drive-thru at Taco Bell yesterday and asked this little hottie that was working there if she wanted me to make a hotdog taco.

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