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A system of government in which assholes hold political power.
"I can't believe this gerrymandered, lame-duck legislature is stripping the governor-elect of power before he's sworn in ."
"But dude, what did you expect? We live in an assholocracy."
Noun. A person whose need for sycophantic praise and flattery borders on psychosis.
"Did you see that clip of the cabinet meeting?" "I know. It's creepy. He's such a psychophant."
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A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.
Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.
Verb. To monopolize a panel's alloted time, so other panelists are unable to present their work or participate.
"How'd your presentation go?" "It didn't. The guy who went first panelopolized the entire 50 minutes."
"A panelopolizer and a q&ahole make for a perfect storm of conference assholery."
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Noun. The rank held by the person in charge of bullshit-production in the Trump administration. Currently held by Sean Spicer.
"How do Bannon's and Spicer's roles differ in the Trump administration? Bannon is the Obergruppenführer, Spicer is the Oberpoopenführer
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Noun. Someone who is a maniac for or from pain â either inflicting it or suffering it.
Why are you watching the impeachment hearings? Are you some kind of paniac?
Q&Ahole. Noun. A person who dominates the question-and-answer portion of a lecture, presentation, meeting, etc. in order to show how smart they are.
"How was the presentation? It was good, but I couldn't ask the author to clarify her main point because some Q&Ahole took up all the time."
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