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A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.
Presentments are pretty much the only thing I donât procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!
A multi-tasking mafioso who serves as consigliere to the head of a mafia family but who also can arrange theater tickets and restaurant reservations from his desk in the hotel lobby.
âTom may not be a wartime consigliere, but heâs a hella good consiglierge â the tickets he got us for Hamilton were excellent.
Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.
âWhy do they keep showing Mahomesâ ankle getting sprained? Itâs just injury pornâ
Noun. An academic who excessively cites their own work.
Half his citations are to his own articles, even though none of them are original. Heâs such a narcisciter.
A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.
Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.
Noun. A shit-filled, pie-like pastry that originated in Arizona and is popular with racists across America. An arpaio is literally full of shit.
"OMG, this tastes like shit!" "That's because it IS shit -- it's an arpaio." "Oh. Pardon me!" "Already did."
Noun. A person whose quips are so stupid that you mutter "what a dipshit" when you hear them.
Ray thinks he's so witty and clever but I think he's a quipshit.
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