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Noun. An academic who excessively cites their own work.
Half his citations are to his own articles, even though none of them are original. Heâs such a narcisciter.
Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.
âWhy do they keep showing Mahomesâ ankle getting sprained? Itâs just injury pornâ
A multi-tasking mafioso who serves as consigliere to the head of a mafia family but who also can arrange theater tickets and restaurant reservations from his desk in the hotel lobby.
âTom may not be a wartime consigliere, but heâs a hella good consiglierge â the tickets he got us for Hamilton were excellent.
A system of government in which assholes hold political power.
"I can't believe this gerrymandered, lame-duck legislature is stripping the governor-elect of power before he's sworn in ."
"But dude, what did you expect? We live in an assholocracy."
Noun. A person whose quips are so stupid that you mutter "what a dipshit" when you hear them.
Ray thinks he's so witty and clever but I think he's a quipshit.
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Noun. A shit-filled, pie-like pastry that originated in Arizona and is popular with racists across America. An arpaio is literally full of shit.
"OMG, this tastes like shit!" "That's because it IS shit -- it's an arpaio." "Oh. Pardon me!" "Already did."
A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.
Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.