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Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.
“Why do they keep showing Mahomes’ ankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”
A multi-tasking mafioso who serves as consigliere to the head of a mafia family but who also can arrange theater tickets and restaurant reservations from his desk in the hotel lobby.
“Tom may not be a wartime consigliere, but he’s a hella good consiglierge — the tickets he got us for Hamilton were excellent.
A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.
Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!
Q&Ahole. Noun. A person who dominates the question-and-answer portion of a lecture, presentation, meeting, etc. in order to show how smart they are.
"How was the presentation? It was good, but I couldn't ask the author to clarify her main point because some Q&Ahole took up all the time."
Noun. A person whose quips are so stupid that you mutter "what a dipshit" when you hear them.
Ray thinks he's so witty and clever but I think he's a quipshit.
Noun. A shit-filled, pie-like pastry that originated in Arizona and is popular with racists across America. An arpaio is literally full of shit.
"OMG, this tastes like shit!" "That's because it IS shit -- it's an arpaio." "Oh. Pardon me!" "Already did."
A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.
Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.