shitinade

When life gives you shit....

Me: So, how's it goin'?
You (in a chipper voice): Shitty!
Me: You sound awful content, all things considered.
You: Well, what else can you do?
Me: I guess you're right. When life gives you shit.... I guess make shitinade.

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front door

First hit from a joint, blunt, pipe, or bong. It is most often given to the person who rolled or loaded the weed, but in some circles this person must call front door.

Stoner 1: You want back door on the next joint?

Stoner 2: No, give me the weed and I'll roll it. I want front door.

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hippy bomb

(noun) Term used among marijuana smokers describing a marijuana seed that was accidentally rolled into the joint or blunt or loaded into the pipe. When the cherry reaches the hippy bomb and heats it to a certain temperature, it "explodes" making a sharp snapping or popping sound that isn't very loud at all but is often quite startling while under the influence of pot, especially to the one smoking it at the time.

*POP*
Stoner: Whoa, gotta watch out for those hippy bombs!

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