whaling

A competetition whereby two or more people go out with the purpose of sleeping with the fattest possible members of the opposite sex. The one with the highest weight total wins and multiple copulations count towards the total value.

Des Moines, Iowa is a great spot for whaling. Me and bob went out and I bagged a 350 pounder!

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Bongaholic

A person who is addicted to hitting the bong all the damn time.

Man, Sean is always smoking some shit. That dude is a bongaholic.

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beefy curtains

The flaps of skin surounding a woman's vagina.

Her beefy curtains were so big they hung out of her thong.

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