BMW

BMW stands for BIG MEXICAN WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woah that bmw was riding my dick hardcore last night. Dude that was my mom.

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K.F.C.

K.F.C. stands for Kentucky Fried Cock. When a man has a erectile disfunction, other wise know as the dick being "fried".

Horny Harry was going to have sex with his grandma in law but he couldnt get a boner. He told his mother and she assumed he had K.F.C. (Kentucky Fried Cock).

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Titlube

A luberication applied to the tities or boobies to make them well lubed for soft and moist sex. And good licking. Also for rubbing enjoyment.

DUDE! I rubbed titlube all over my girlfriends tits yesterday man! IT WAS AWESOME!

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