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Pregnancy resulting from a sexual encounter during which
the method of contraception used would have been approved of
by the Catholic church.
"Child number four must have been a case of Immaculate Conception. I swear I pulled out of her every time!"
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Produce sexual orgasm by manual stimulation of genitals in a
deliberatly detached and non-overtly sexual manner.
Chasterbation
Chasterbatory
"I was horney as hell but the wife was having none-of-it so
I decided to surreptitiously chasterbate after I thought she
was asleep."
"It is my opinion that chasterbation and T.V. watching are
closely related activities."
"The inventor of Chasterbatory toys would make a fortune
selling them for use at sperm banks and other places where
the clinical production of fresh sperm samples is required."
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Group sex with your parents and your parents parents.
If one or more of the participating parents is dead and
requires exhumation before participating then 17th base
becomes: 103453rd base,103454th base,103455th base,103456th base,103457th base,103458th base,103459th base,103460th base,103461st base,103462nd base,103463rd base,103464th base,103465th base,103466th base,103457th base depending on the combination exhumed and then group
fucked with.
Me: "While I was at grandma's place she suggested we spice things up a bit and move from boring old 3rd base to full on 17th base."
Friend: "Dude, isn't that pretty far out even for you?"
Me: "Yeah but at least they are all alive, you know."
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Snorf
verb: Snorfed, Snorfing, Snorfs
To shoplift a small item by hiding it up the nose.
"Dude, I bet you I can snorf those marbles."
"She snorfed until her nose bled."
"I got caught snorfing paper clips again."
"If he snorfs that he will never get it out."
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