vancouver salad

Pot. Grass. Ganja. Weed. Hemp. Short bus biofuel. Dank. Green. Bud. Marry Jane. Call it what you like, it's another name for Marijuana.

"What are you eating?"
"Vancouver Salad"
"YOU'RE EATING POT!?!?!?"

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God

That Magical non-existent guy up in the sky who is believed to have created us. If God did it, it's a lie.

"Mommy, where did I come from?"
"Me and your daddy"
"Where did they come from"
"Your grandpas and grandmas"
"Where did they come from?"
*lying*"God."

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