We are where we are

Commonly used in the business world, meaning "We are in the shit, but suck it up"

Co-worker: We need to deliver this, despite being two weeks and $2,000 overbudget?

Boss: Well, we are where we are...

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Lift Gift

Releasing a stenchy fart into a lift or elevator, then leaving so the next person who enters can receive and enjoy the full guffy experience.

Upon seeing a work colleague leave a lift: "Let it clear. Jeff always leaves a Lift Gift in there."

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