my hitta

1) My Hitta is the censored version of YG's "My Nigga" song which is safe for radio play.

2) The only socially acceptable way for a non-black to refer to a black person or any person while

remaining relatively in cognito.

i.e.

I said that I’mma ride for my motherfuckin' niggas

Most likely I’mma die with my finger on the trigger

I’ve been grindin outside all day with my niggas

And I ain’t goin' in unless I’m with my niggas

My nigga, my nigga

My nigga, my nigga (My muthafucking niggas!)

My nigga, my nigga (My nigga, my nigga)

My nigga, my nigga

turns into...

I said that I'ma ride for my motherf*cking hittas,

Most likely I'ma die with my finger on the trigger

I been grinding outside, all day with my hittas

And I ain't going in, unless I'm with my hittas

My hittas, my hittas

My hittas, my hittas (my m******** hitta)

My hittas, my hittas

My hittas, my hittas

2)
Fly White Guy: Whats poppin my hitta? Ya feel me?
4 Hunnid BlocK Piru: Just bicken back being bool. Wtf you doin in Bompton? You must be lost, crack.

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fucked off

A term used to describe anything that is not right, broken, not going well, messed up, or basically anything that you just generally do not agree with.

Overused to epic tweaker proportions in 'the scene', it can be used multiple times in a single sentence and have legitimate need for its use each time.

If said more than once in a conversation is a dead giveaway that someone hits the choad pipe on the reg.

Smoker: Last night was soo fucked off man listen to this: so after you left, me and your fucked off girlfriend were walking to the club and as i pulled out that rig a cig that i broke earlier and had to mc gyver...
General Nuisance: uh huh
Smoker: my fucking brand new piece hitched a ride and came flying out my pocket and bounced off the sidewalk into a total fucked off mess right in front of that block monster with the cloudy eye thats always scanning at 45 degrees.
Nuisance: That dude is so fucked off. One time his eye scanned me when I was almost standing behind him. Creeped me the fuck out. hella bad.

Smoker: Stop saying hella so much. But ya the club was hella fucked off so your girl pulled me back to her crib and got me g'd up and lookin to meet up lol.

Nuisance: Then what she blew you!
Smoker: No way dude we wouldn't do that! Thats fucked off that you would even say that!

Nuisance: I'm sorry
Smoker: You should be cos I'm not some fucked off twacker who would just up and put my dick in her mouth. But damn that girl can fuck
Nuisance: Hella fucked off
Smoker: I'm sorry

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Cleveland Steamer

The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a growler is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a Celine Dion with the smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically, homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish.

While having mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery but b) excited by the thought, I backed my cack out of her arse, proceeded to give her an impromptu hot carl, got dressed and fucked off.

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fol

fuck off loser ..a cryptic way to tell someone what you think about them when actually writing the words could lead to drama.

The man: we have temporarily suspended your account

Victim: fol

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brosual

This is when your plans for the evening include you and your bros going out and doing the same thing you always do.

bros +usual

Bro: What we doin 2nite?
Bro: Blow & Hoes
Bro: So, the brosual..
Bro: Werd

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seattleites

I hate all of you fucking pretentious, dirty, smelly, ugly liberals that populate such a God-forsaken hell hole. You go around thumbing your nose at any and everything that is not exactly like you or doesn't fit perfectly into the way your shriveled little brain works. Your flannel shirts can fuck off. Your 501's suck. Your motherfucking goddamn teva's are DISGUSTING and even you know that Birkenstocks are just flatout wrong. The majority of women are seriously fucked up in the head (headcase, psycho bitch) and would not think twice about fucking your best friend and then telling you about it, just because you kept her goddamn (insert any object here) for too long. And I've never in my life seen such a pathetic bunch of whiny, pessimistic, obnoxious-for-no-reason, DELUDED, closeted males. Seattleites hate everything, including other Seattleites and especially non-natives. It's because they all have rain brain. Gee, do you think it can rain for ANOTHER day in a row? Anyone seen Noah?

Tourist: Hi, how are you?
Seattleites: (in their cheesiest, fakest tone possibe, aka just acting normal) ..oh, hi!
Tourist: Beautiful city you have here.
Seattleites: (looking tourist over like he/she is a giant piece of shit) Do I know you? (passive-aggressively walks away to go home and cry for 10 hours)
Tourist: Ok, well go ahead and walk off now, lib. Oh, hey, C U Next Tuesday! C'mon lets get the fuck out of this God-forsaken hell hole. And Lord! please!! ENOUGH WITH THE MOTHER-FUCKING RAIN!!!!

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UOENO

The author, MS3MY, above is the most correct in that there is not a direct correlation between this acronym/abbreviation and its pronounciation.

"Yaint even know" is what these letters sound like when spat in sequence; however, all of the definitions above are also correct.

Controversy on "UOENO":

Rick Ross: Put molly up in her champagne, she aint even know it
Rick Ross: Then I took her home and I enjoyed that, she aint even know it

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