gaper

a skier. Skiers are called gapers because of the gaping hole between their legs and skis. Also known to do the gaper tuck. Has nothing to do with their hats and goggles and is only correct when used to describe skiers not snowboarders.

Distressed skier: Hey, you almost ran me over! (...after almost being ran over...)
Punk snowboarder: Fuck you, gaper! (...rides off...) Eat shit! (...runs into a barney and breaks his collarbone...)

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my hitta

1) My Hitta is the censored version of YG's "My Nigga" song which is safe for radio play.

2) The only socially acceptable way for a non-black to refer to a black person or any person while

remaining relatively in cognito.

i.e.

I said that I’mma ride for my motherfuckin' niggas

Most likely I’mma die with my finger on the trigger

I’ve been grindin outside all day with my niggas

And I ain’t goin' in unless I’m with my niggas

My nigga, my nigga

My nigga, my nigga (My muthafucking niggas!)

My nigga, my nigga (My nigga, my nigga)

My nigga, my nigga

turns into...

I said that I'ma ride for my motherf*cking hittas,

Most likely I'ma die with my finger on the trigger

I been grinding outside, all day with my hittas

And I ain't going in, unless I'm with my hittas

My hittas, my hittas

My hittas, my hittas (my m******** hitta)

My hittas, my hittas

My hittas, my hittas

2)
Fly White Guy: Whats poppin my hitta? Ya feel me?
4 Hunnid BlocK Piru: Just bicken back being bool. Wtf you doin in Bompton? You must be lost, crack.

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fucked off

A term used to describe anything that is not right, broken, not going well, messed up, or basically anything that you just generally do not agree with.

Overused to epic tweaker proportions in 'the scene', it can be used multiple times in a single sentence and have legitimate need for its use each time.

If said more than once in a conversation is a dead giveaway that someone hits the choad pipe on the reg.

Smoker: Last night was soo fucked off man listen to this: so after you left, me and your fucked off girlfriend were walking to the club and as i pulled out that rig a cig that i broke earlier and had to mc gyver...
General Nuisance: uh huh
Smoker: my fucking brand new piece hitched a ride and came flying out my pocket and bounced off the sidewalk into a total fucked off mess right in front of that block monster with the cloudy eye thats always scanning at 45 degrees.
Nuisance: That dude is so fucked off. One time his eye scanned me when I was almost standing behind him. Creeped me the fuck out. hella bad.

Smoker: Stop saying hella so much. But ya the club was hella fucked off so your girl pulled me back to her crib and got me g'd up and lookin to meet up lol.

Nuisance: Then what she blew you!
Smoker: No way dude we wouldn't do that! Thats fucked off that you would even say that!

Nuisance: I'm sorry
Smoker: You should be cos I'm not some fucked off twacker who would just up and put my dick in her mouth. But damn that girl can fuck
Nuisance: Hella fucked off
Smoker: I'm sorry

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fol

fuck off loser ..a cryptic way to tell someone what you think about them when actually writing the words could lead to drama.

The man: we have temporarily suspended your account

Victim: fol

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procrasterbate

Round my way, it means you keep putting off masterbating, ie you keep procrastinating on your masterbating.

Guy: Ya I was gonna free willy and do my best automatic sprinkler impression but then I got distract... ooh look! a nickel! (..and thus another successful procrasterbate)

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autastic

when someone who is autistic does something fantastic

Dude: did you see what that autistic person just did!!

Other dude: Definitely have to go to K Mart for underwear.

Dude: that was autastic I tell ya! How much would you pay to see someone do that again?

Other dude: 'bout a hundred dollars. Ya, definitely a hundred dollars.

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UOENO

The author, MS3MY, above is the most correct in that there is not a direct correlation between this acronym/abbreviation and its pronounciation.

"Yaint even know" is what these letters sound like when spat in sequence; however, all of the definitions above are also correct.

Controversy on "UOENO":

Rick Ross: Put molly up in her champagne, she aint even know it
Rick Ross: Then I took her home and I enjoyed that, she aint even know it

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