Because you didn't get into U-Dub, but were scared of leaving seattle
Joaquin: "You know, I really love the Seattle University School of law, they have an excellent legal writing program, social justice focus, hot girls, and their rank increases every year! I really think if I got into UW, I would have chosen SU anyways"
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The phenomenon of barely mediocre-looking males finding themselves fought over by increasingly desperate single women going through a quarter-life crisis who, by default, turn to any single (or not single) guy within proximity.
"So Brian lives with his parents, is hugely in debt, eats mayo sandwiches, is in law school because he's afraid of the real world and has manboobs... but he's kinda cute in his own way"
"that's because you're 27, law school leaves no time to meet anyone, and you think you'll die alone. You need to get out of Sullivan Hall - he's just law school hot."
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