crackdonalds

A McDonald’s or fast food place that is so ghetto your friends don’t even believe you when you tell them what happened there. There’s definitely someone doing a drug deal in front of it, and people having unprotected sex in the shit stained bathroom stall, and in that bathroom, there is no mirrors or paper towel dispensers because people stole them all.

“I saw someone snorting coke on the bare dirty crackdonalds table last time I went to downtown Seattle, and nobody batted a eye”

Seattle underground

the weird tunnels under Seattle that you’ve heard existed but really don’t want to spend money on a tour to see.

Yeah, I’ve heard Seattle underground is pretty cool, I’ve never been there though.

emogene

It’s a real name for girls, nobody knows where it originated. Sounds badass though, like a vampire or something.

“Damn, imagine being named emogene”

Rat burger

A rat burger is a burger made out of questionable ingredients. If you’re hungry enough, you’ll eat 3. Doesn’t matter if there’s horse dna in it.

“GIMMIE A RAT BURGER WITH A CHOCO-BANANA MILKSHAKE, practically dying here”