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A Woodcuck is essentially a woodchuck that derives sexual pleasure from watching other woodchucks chuck its wood.
Q: How much wood would a woodcuck chuck if a woodcuck could chuck wood?
A: None because he'd be too busy beating off watching other woodchucks chuck his wood for him
More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.
When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.
He trumpcated all the scientific facts from the climate change report and asserted his own opinions instead.
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