Sebastian

Sebastian kicks Chuck Norris' ass blindfolded with both hands and feet tied behind his back

Sebastian doesn't blink, the world turns dark

Sebastian gave birth to Adam and Eve

Sebastian gave birth to Chuck Norris. Yes he is his father.

Sebastian only masturbates to pictures of Sebastian

Sebastian does not drink, he chugs

Sebastian does not walk, he charges

Sebastian's breath controls global warming

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