strickly

How morons spell "strictly."

I was banned from the Internet forever just becuase I wrote "strickly" instead of "strictly." Is that rediculous or what?

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astronautocracy

1. A political system in which astronauts hold absolute power.

2. A country ruled by a government of astronauts.

With former space travelers John Glenn and Bill Nelson already members of the United States Senate, America is on the verge of descending into astronautocracy.

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Maverick

Something that John McCain and Sarah Palin are, as stated about 5,000 times during the vice presidential debates.

John McCain is a maverick! I'm a maverick! We're a team of mavericks! Maverick maverick maverick!

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yiz

In South Jersey, the plural of "you."

What time are yiz getting back from the shore?

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Angry Internet Men

A term coined by the writers of rockpapershotgun.com to describe the Angry Men who inhabit the Internet and become angry about things such as video game patches, color palettes, and people who do not like the video game which they like.

Angry Internet Men burned down Blizzard headquarters after a World of Warcraft patch reduced the +2 Magic Missile to a +1 Magic Missile.

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bescrewed

Archaic form of "screwed."

Alas! Our galleon fraught with Quicksilver, Bibles, Codpieces, Hat-Buckles, Medical Leeches and all sundry instruments of conquest was dragged to the bottom of the Ocean by a great sea-monster. I fear our colony in the New World is much bescrewed.

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hypnotheoretical

No one knows what this word means.

"I refuse to be sucked into your hypnotheoretical arguments." - George Bush, Indianapolis, Indiana, Oct. 15, 2004.

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