magnet

A fucking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherfucking magnetic field and shit. Magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherfucking-magnetism.

Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?

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Bot Mitzvah

A coming-of-age ceremony for young Jewish robots. Usually held on the robot's 13th birthday, when the robot is considered mature enough to begin his or her lifelong mission of destroying all humans.

David-tron's Bot Mitzvah was an ostentatious affair, with clown-bots, singing bots and a buffet.

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hikeeba

Also, "haikeeba" and hi-keeba. An exclamation uttered during a kung fu move. First heard in a movie ridiculed on Mystery Science Theater 3000 called Women of the Prehistoric Planet.

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected! Hikeeba!

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Fakenheimer's Disease

A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.

Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)

Rob stayed home all last week with Fakenheimer's Disease but recouperated in time for Homecoming.

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