Sebastian

The creature with the known smallest dick in the world, Sebastian still gets more pussy than you and you fucking know it.

Josh: hey Sebastian!
Sebastian: I fucked your mom shit lips!

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Caleb

An unusually skinny thot that you love unconditionally, even if he says things are gay too often.

Usually smells worse than a Sebastian but better than a Niya

Sebastian: Hey Caleb!
Caleb: hey Sebastian!
Sebastian: you stink!
Caleb: ok!

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