War of the bucket

A war that was NOT caused by a bucket

the war started when Bologna declared war on Modena for stealing their castle

Now how the fuck did they got the bucket? I have no bloody clue

Guy1: remember the war of the bucket where 3000 died for a bucket?
Guy1: bro, that ain't the cause of the war

How to add a word to urban dictionary

In urban dictionary, theres a "+" icon next to a "arrow switch" icon on the upper right. Tap on it and you get to this page called "new word"

Tap on the blank textbox with "word" on it and now add the word or phrase that is on your head

Next is to put your slang definition in the "type your definition here" textbox

In urban dictionary, words in this website are often defined as a "slang" meaning the definition is not the actual definition of the word. Example is

Word: Lasagne

Slang definition - pussy of a woman

Real definition - Lasagne, or the singular lasagna, is an Italian dish made of stacked layers of thin flat pasta alternating with fillings such as ragù and other vegetables, cheese, and seasonings and spices such as garlic, oregano and basil.

Lastly is to use the word or phrase you typed in a sentence. (Put it in the "type an example on how it's used in a sentence" textbox)

("Lasagna" is one of the best parts of a woman)

Some other things you can do or not do is to add tags or a gif to your definition

I created the "how to add a word to urban dictionary" definition since UD has no guide on how to add a word

Are you serious?

Easter egg in CoD MW. In the mission "clean house" you can find a baby. If you somehow shoot or uhhh harm the baby, the screen will go black with the words saying "children are non combatants" do this 3 times and the screen will now say "are you serious" and kicks you out of the mission

Me: shoots Bebe

Game: are you serious? *Kicks you out if the mission*

1984

A book by George orwell. For some reason, people would constantly yell the title for reasons I don't fucking know. Even though the title is being overused, the book itself is actually good

Internet: *simps more to Samsung assistant than Lady D*

Also the internet: Literally 1984

wininit

A command that can BSOD the windows OS when you type it in powershell with admin privileges

That is one way of intentionally triggering BSOD

me to my friend: hey, type wininit in powershell as admin. trust me

friend: my unfinished work! fuck

Slang

Basically a definition of a word but the definition has a different meaning

That's why urban dictionary exists

Here is an example of a slang

Word: lasagna

Real definition: an Italian dish made of stacked layers of thin flat pasta alternating with fillings such as ragù and other vegetables, cheese, and seasonings and spices such as garlic, oregano and basil.

Slang Definition: the vagena of a woman

Kamote driver

Term used by Filipinos to drivers that overtake other vehicles

The "kamote" in English is "sweet potato" so you can technically call it sweet potato driver .

Some dude: *overtakes a slow Volvo*

Drivers to the dude: kamote driver yan eh