Parliament act 1313

Go ahead. Wear armour into parliament and say bye bye to your head

Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head

Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"

In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off

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That's not very wholesome 100 of you

What redditors will say when you say something mean to them

A normal person: ey you suck

Redditards: that's not very wholesome 100 of you

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Zing

It's a monster thing. ya'll humans won't understand

ugh fine. zing is an equivalent of love at first sight in the monster side

Dracula

Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

Denisovich: bleh bleh bleh
Count Dracula: I don't say bleh bleh bleh

NFKRZ

(short for No-Fuckers)

Russian version of pyrocynical

i really like nfkrz because it its just pyrocynical but in russian!

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Windows Subsystem for Android

Also know as WSA, Its a feature on windows 11 that lets you run android apps

WSA is more power hungry than bluestacks and does not have the google play store but instead relies on the amazon app store to install android apps

The Windows Subsystem for Android lets users install or sideload android apps on windows 11 although you can just install other android emulators that functions the same and does not consume much resources

Kamote driver

Term used by Filipinos to drivers that overtake other vehicles

The "kamote" in English is "sweet potato" so you can technically call it sweet potato driver .

Some dude: *overtakes a slow Volvo*

Drivers to the dude: kamote driver yan eh

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