Ad Newseum

The feeling one gets during a long news cycle when all forms of media continue to report the same information over and over and over and over again. Ad Newseum is characterized by irritability, nausea, abusive language and remarks hurled at televisions and computer screens and generalized impatience.

The Ad Newseum caused by all this repetitive covid-19 coverage is intense. If I hear one more time, just one more time, about toilet paper hoarding or social distancing, I swear I'm going to put the tv through the f-ing wall!!!

Steam Streak

The line of moisture left behind on a non-porous seat from the heat and humidity built up between one's thighs and cheeks.

bruh, it's so tepid in here that I'm gonna leave a massive steam streak on this classroom chair.