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session music

Music you like to listen to while masturbating.

Man that session music hit the spot!

by SecHuMusicGod January 28, 2015


Optimist

The idea that everything is best, and all things happen for a greater purpose. In other words, a waste of time.

Oh, look, there's an optimist on the street thinking he will one day be able to walk and live like a normal person when he's a paraplegic with no arms, legs, and the speech ability of Helen Keller.

by SecHuMusicGod January 28, 2015

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