hose

1. To spray down with machine gun fire.
2. To completely ruin something.

The CO jumped out of the bushes but he got hosed by the VC.

That damn virus hosed my disk drive.

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rat's ass

In U.S. Marine jargon, a comparative indicating that something is worthless. In more polite company, see hill of beans.

This equipment isn't worth a rat's ass.

So? I don't give a rat's ass.

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stoner

A consummate professional at the art of getting stoned. Generally still works a kiddie job like pizza delivery; may or may not still live with parents.

I saw this line of stoners outside the ticket office, and I was like, what?! Then I realized they were selling Phish tickets.

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cruncher

Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with.

Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice!

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unstable molecules

The magic material Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four invented so that superheroes wouldn't shred / burn / rip up their clothing when they used their superpowers. Now used figuratively to mean some material that you just can't get rid of or rip up.

The shrink wrap on this CD must be made out of unstable molecules.

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doo doo

Child's euphemism for 'shit'. Up until the late 1990's, about the strongest version of 'shit' you could refer to on network TV (Family Feud, 1970s).

Richard, can I say 'doo doo'?

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disneyfication

To censor or bar so that the entire world is safe for a 3 year old to walk into at any time; to prohibit all adult activities; to censor with the aim of 'protecting families'.

They got rid of all the adult book stores as part of their plan for the disneyfication of down town.

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