applepine

Ok a pineapple a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves. Please do not like this the urban dictionary mafia is after me I found out from intelligence that they have me on their personal watchlist.

Guy: Applepine
Mafia comes and immediately shoots him in the head and all those who witnessed

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elppaenip

Ok a pineapple is a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves. Please do not like this the Urban Dictionary Mafia has me on their personal watch list and I will be murdered with all of my extended family if this becomes well-known. Shred then burn this message after you've read it.

Guy: elppaenip
*Mafia comes and executes him and all witnesses
Spy *in code* applepine

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