Ninjuice

From "Ask A Ninja."

When you get some awesome ninja street cred for doing something ninjatastic. Its also a very painful drink that tastes like a punch in the face.

I got some some rad Ninjuice by killing a flaming Minataur with three heads.

or

Ninja 1:" Eww! Thats some bad ass Ninjuice!"
Ninja 2:" Dude, thats orange juice and minty mouthwash."

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Nipple Pouch

Slang term for a pocket on a button up shirt that covers you left nipple.

" Yo man, you got somethin' on your Nipple Pouch."

pwning call

A person's pwning call is what they say after totally pwned someone. Also called one's pwner's call.

" I Didn't think so noob!" Joe shouted his Pwners call

"Pwned in the Face!" was Tim's pwning call

"totally anul raped noob!"

Flash-Charge

When your cell phone is dying but you don't have the time to sit and wait for it to fully charge so you leave it in there for a little while so that when you take it out of the charger your phone thinks it has a full battery power.

This often leads to your phone losing battery life and eventually dying on you shortly later after a few texts or calls.

Jane: Why didn't you pick up your phone!
John: It's dead.
Jane: But I saw you take it from the charger before you left.
John: I Flash-Charged it for 20 minutes, and after 5 texts it was done.

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ninjatar

"what appears to be a guitar except that it can only be played by trained assassins. It is so electrifyingly rockin' that if you aren't a ninja, your head will explode."-Ask A Ninja.

Or

what you call a person that plays guitar so awesomely rockin' that they have to be a ninja to play it.

CJ was jammin' out on his ninjatar. he must be a ninja!

Milk for Free

A term used to say that instead of intimacy in a relationship, you can get the sex for free( via slut, whore, prostitute, etc.) Also in the statement, " Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"

From RvB

Caboose: My dad always said " Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"
Church: Hey Rookie. Did you just call my girfriend a cow?
Tucker: No dude, I think he called her a slut.

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Shotgun's Lap

If someone has beaten you in saying "Shotgun" for the drivers seat, you can say this, meaning that you can sit on the shotgun's lap.(unless the person likes to have other people sit on their lap((Freak!)) then thy should get up)

From RvB

Simmons: Shotgun!
Griff:{only seconds behind} Shotgun....Fuck!
Donut: Shotgun's Lap!
Simmons: fuck!

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