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Poop Pass is a game that's similar to Hot Potato but is when people gather around a circle and one of them volunteers to crap in someone's hand in order to have a turd to play with.
Hey Jacob, last night, while I was driving in my BMW back home, I saw drunks in the forest playing Poop Pass and they looked so disgustingly motherfucking stupid!
Antoinism is a religion founded by Lous-Joseph Antoine in 1910 C.E. that practices Christian healing.
I've started to practice Antoinism and I think it's the best!
Definition 1: Pizza Pizza is a Canadian pizza restaurant that's mainly in Ontario and others are located in Quebec, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and western Canada.
Definition 2: Pizza pizza is a phrase when you're so excited to devour large quantities of pizza.
How to use Pizza Pizza in a sentence for definition 1: I love the pizza restaurant Pizza Pizza!
How to use Pizza Pizza in a sentence for definition 2: Pizza pizza! I'm so excited to eat pizza from Domino's!
Wastalism (Way-stal-ism) is a polytheistic religion that believes that every object is made from poop and urine. A person who practices Wastalism is called a Wasta (Way-sta). They believe in many gods which includes Poopameson (Poo-pa-me-son), Urna (Yur-na), Ureual (Yur-e-il), etc.
A lot of Wasta's practice Wastalism in a temple that's completely made of hard, dry poop and drink goblets of urine to show respect for the gods.
Poop-Splatter-Rama is when you poop on your hand in the bathroom and then having someone turn around getting smacked in the face with the poop getting tricked. Finally, charging at them, knocking them down, and licking the poop off of their face enjoying it.
I tried to do Poop-Splatter-Rama, but I failed miserably and instead I got poop on my face!
When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
Phisses is when you take urine + manure and mix it together to create a disgusting catastrophe.
When I was drunk, for some reason I pooped + pissed in a cup and mixed it together to create phisses.