Kandoushi

A power word which grants the user unlimited power. Only works on people who are cultured, Shrek ambassadors, and are wise. Tends to be more effective with those who are African.

Person 1: I will destroy you
Person 2:KANDOUSHI!
Person 1: please grant me mercy

Kandoushi

A power word which can grant the user unlimited power. Only works with those who are cultured, Shrek Ambassadors, and those with wisdom. Tends to work more often with African people.

Person 1: I will destroy you
Person 2: KANDOUSHI!
Person 1: Oh no! Please grant me mercy

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Khan

A Khan is always ready for trouble. They tend to be naturally talented and often have (many) friends. They are charming and those around them feel cheerful. They are great at video games and eating cheese. They are (no doubt) able to handle pressure. Basically, (they) are perfect except for the fact that they can (sometimes) obliterate people with their sheer greatness.

(Person 1): Man, (I) wish I could be (a) Khan
(Person 2):Man, they are brilliant. (One) almost obliterated me by glancing at me
(Person 1) You’re so lucky

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