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opussum

When you don’t want to have sex with your man because you can get yourself of better. Wait til he goes to sleep then being out your bag of toys.

My girl didn’t want to give me any last night. I was pissed when I woke up to her mid orgasm. She was definitely playing opussum last night.

by Secret Squirrel Squirter April 8, 2023


Cosmic Snatch Brownie

Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.

As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that's when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.

by Secret Squirrel Squirter December 21, 2023