"Thank Satan it's Friday."
A variation of "Thank God it's Friday." But for athiests.
In "Friday night" by Taylor swift, pretend one of the people screaming "TGIF" said "TSIF" instead.
Background extra #1: dude, how did you mess up the lyrics in that part?! We were all literally screaming it!
Background extra #2: Sorry dude, I just didn't wanna thank some pretentious thing that wants us to worship it, so I adjusted it to "TSIF" instead.