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corporate celery

A useless employee; someone who uses up more company resources than they return by way of contribution to the company

Wayne is such a lazy fuckwit, he never brings in any sales, he is just corporate celery!

by Secretmoose February 18, 2014


lampreyed

Being sucked off by an a toothed, funnel-like sucking mouth (much like the eel like fish).

Tom just got lampreyed last night. His cock needed six stitches.

by Secretmoose May 15, 2018