kick in the nuts

a good way for a girl to start a deadly lifelong blood feud.

she tried to set me up for failure, and when that didn't work, she kicked me in the nuts, so that's why I cut all her hair off, your honor.

CASE DISMISSED.

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Jaime Pressly

A hot little number out of Cacka Lacka, star of TV show "My Name is Earl". Soon to blow up like Pam Anderson. Rumoured to like chubby black average joes despite her slim figure and starlet status.

Jaime Pressly makes me laugh. She plays that role too well.

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kelly ripa

A bump lady. Also a daytime TV personality.

Don't say bump around Kelly Ripa unless you have some. She should grease her girls' wheels and get connected with a clever black accountant, fo shizzle.

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race mixer

a crude term used to describe some of society's most independent thinkers.

a person who is looked upon with scorn by the mass media and the religious right.

Jessica Simpson's album was entitled "In This Skin" so that she and her female fans would not be thought of as race mixers.

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Cunt Nazi

A female who has an unnatural craving to control cunts, the actions of cunts, and the distribution of cunt among the populace. Many times the de facto leader of a group of popular girls.

Bad breath? NO CUNT FOR YOU!

- Cunt Nazi

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getting her float on

when a white girl daydreams about black men. usually accompanied by a blank stare.

Marissa just couldn't lie to herself about getting her float on over Martin Lawrence.

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McDiva

A wanna-be country club-type, trend chasing female who thinks she's too hot for the county because of her long hair extensions and vegas vip room credentials. In short, temporarily sexy.

Kim Kardashian is a McDiva, fo shizzle.

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