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When you cum all over an unshaven beaver and then scratch your head, letting the dandruff cost the jizz soaked clam.
Hey TJ, you should of seen the Pennsylvania Salt Shaker I performed on your mom last night!
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The act of pulling your finger out of your ass, ejaculating on it and swiping under somebody's nose.
I pulled a Dirty Snowdrift on that hose hound last night!
When you spread a vagina with a speculum. You then fill said pussy with creamed corn. After which you start shoving Hebrew National Hotdogs into the cream corn filled cunt.
I pulled a Tallahassee Corndog on a sweet carnie last summer. I got creamed corn and duck butter everywhere!
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When you tighten a zip-tie round the base of your erect penis, resulting in the head of your penis turning dark purple. The purple penis head resembles a certain fast food mascot named Grimace.
Your mom loves to give my mini grimace a kiss.
When two fat men lay on top of each other, belly to belly, naked, 69 style. They nest their penis heads into each other's bellybuttons while licking each other's toes. As they are doing this, they hum loudly.
I'm gay, but I'm not Guatemalan Helicopter gay.